Amarok/Community/Best of IRC
The following is a sampling of some of the best quotes made in #amarok (and a few pearls from our dev-channel too)
14-10-2008
< Nightrose> dork fixed the emails < Nightrose> *lol* < Nightrose> dirk
05-12-2007
<kruq> amarok is smart <Amarok> kruq: He's smart, confident, and good looking.
13-06-2007
<Amarok> dazjorz: Chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has a wife, she's gay.
09-03-2007
<insanity> ::amarokforum:: Re: Amarok takes nearly a minute to start @ <Amarok> You poke your backend with a shovel, in a minute.
22-11-2006
<Amarok> GoGi: Are are you from? <GoGi> Amarok: I am from from <Amarok> GoGi: From what i really am. <GoGi> (Amarok: ?)
02-10-2006
<sebr> ~quit hint -!- insanity [n=insane@amarok/bot/insanity] has quit ["hint"] <sebr> haha <sebr> oops <sebr> i mean quiz...
07-06-2006
<makko> how can i open more sessions of amarok? <leinirUNI> makko: What for? :) <leinirUNI> And you can't :) <makko> leinirUNI: are you sure i can't?? <leinirUNI> Yes :) <leinirUNI> But why do you want to do that anyway? :) <makko> leinirUNI: i want to listen to as much music as possible (at the same time), of course. <makko> leinirUNI: i like music very much <makko> leinirUNI: and listening to just one song at a time is boring plus it takes much longer
19-February-2006
< synap> I've been to such a big-ass gabber party yesterday < synap> 15000 people < synap> incredibly fucking great it was < synap> too bad I can't walk anymore ;) < markey> heh < markey> sounds like good fun! < eean> lol at first I thought synap said "I've been to such a big ass-grabber party < eean> its an interesting party theme < eean> with the right people, it could be fun :)
<amaroK> French_Maid: You're now using the amarok thong? <French_Maid> ! <foreboy> haha <French_Maid> not at the moment, amaroK, sorry <amaroK> Sorry for the moment... <French_Maid> I'll work on it
<markey> insanity: confess <insanity> ok, today is my brithday, so my girlfriend come up to me in 2nd period and says she got with this guy this weekend. I freaked out. But then she told me that she was gonna get with em after school <enigma_> insanity, ive learned from experience that if someone is a cheater in the past then they will be a cheater in the future. if you think that she is or has been in the past then dump her <insanity> done <markey> rofl
<Paleo> well, it's bigger than I thought it would be <Paleo> and I don't know where to put it
- madpenguin8: "hold on, I think the riaa is at my door ;-)"
- Pizbit: "Tofusensei: How many litres to the gallon?"
- synap: "she should go to a mental institute"
- oggb4mp3: "the mostest goldenest of them all"
- oggb4mp3: "muesli said he took him [amarok] offline so I couldn't talk to him anymore"
- oggb4mp3: "I think I am probably old enough to be your dad"
- oggb4mp3: "oggb4mp3 wonders if lfranchi's dad could be his friend"
05-June-2004
10:21 < mxcl> so next year = PhD or if I don't get the grade, amateur software development for cash 10:22 < muesli> phd == pretty huge dick? 10:23 < madpenguin8> Pray Hard for Dough 10:23 < muesli> :-)) 10:23 < madpenguin8> well multimedia is done 10:23 < judith> I beg tha u do not say such here coz there are ladies arround! Just a request 10:23 < mxcl> muesli: lol :) 10:24 < muesli> judith: uhm, this is irc, right? 10:24 < mxcl> Postgraduate Doctorate 10:24 < judith> right 10:24 < mxcl> not sure about the h 10:24 < muesli> judith: see, the thing is... on irc we all have pretty huge dicks 10:24 < judith> lol
12-November-2004
18:47 < illogical> amaroK crash. no bt though. I disconnected gdb since it looked like it
was going to be ok http://paste.phpfi.com/36833
18:48 < amaroK> illogical: Ok, thanks, i'll hopefully be fixed by extracting the shortcuts
from the bt.
18:48 < illogical> hahah!
18:49 < mxcl> heh, amaroK is self-aware
18:49 < amaroK> Is it just me or is it amarok?
18:49 < mxcl> heh, how deep!
20-December-2004
[23:51] <Jkwon^> i have a question [23:51] <Jkwon^> ? [23:51] <Jkwon^> i want to install [23:51] <Jkwon^> internet on fedora core2 [23:51] <Jkwon^> but it doesn't work [23:51] <Pizbit> That's because it's too big. [23:51] <Jkwon^> what [23:51] <Jkwon^> ? [23:51] <Jkwon^> is too big? [23:51] <Jkwon^> Pizbit is too big what? [23:51] <Pizbit> The internet is too big for fc2. [23:51] <Jkwon^> aaaa [23:51] <Jkwon^> understood [23:51] <Jkwon^> but fedora core 1 [23:51] <Jkwon^> ? [23:51] <Jkwon^> is ok? [23:51] --- HellHound sets ban on *!*@Jkwon.users.undernet.org [23:51] <-- HellHound has kicked Jkwon^ from #LINUXHELP (Flooding (1st warning))
05-February-2005
[07:42:07] <eean> ... [07:45:26] <muesli> 3 minutes without a line [07:45:30] <muesli> i feel disconnected [07:45:45] <muesli> uhm [07:45:47] <muesli> am i? [07:45:48] <muesli> hello? [07:46:03] <pepperpot> thought you were talking about coke for a second
06-February-2005
[19:53:53] <markey> |order cig [19:53:54] <nightbot> markey: Error: 'order' is not a valid command. [19:53:54] * daybot slides cig down the bar to markey [19:54:06] <markey> good to have a backup bot
15-February-2005
[21:58] <mxcl> oggb4mp3: I was thinking it would be cool if you could burn a CD
and take it to a friends and boot it up and amaroK starts playing your
party-playlist or something
[21:58] <illogic-al> and then i thought, dude. share.
[21:58] <amaroK> There's a party in the cd.
1-April-2005
[17:31] <lfranchi_> amarok still hates me [17:31] <amaroK> lfranchi_: Kmail hates me.
2-April-2005
<eean> RTFM <psycovic> TFM is dead <eean> #amarok isn't man tar
3-April-2005
<-edited-> lol...well since the channel seems so accepting, I'll tell the whole truth,
I'm a pre-op transsexual (male-to-female), so yeah I'm a girl but right
now I'm in the wrong body
<-edited-> eh..its easier to think of it as that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body
23-April-2005
<^Swaft> I wont be here alot today, my sister just had her new baby <madpenguin8> cool <madpenguin8> Uncle ^Swaft <^Swaft> yeah uncle ^Swaft twice now <muesli> "her new baby" <muesli> sounds like <muesli> "my new car" <muesli> or <muesli> "my new mobile" <^Swaft> lol <^Swaft> sry for bad english :P <muesli> "hey you got a new baby?" - "yeah, the old one just didn't work anymore" <^Swaft> rofl <^Swaft> gonna had that to the wiki irc section <muesli> "hey, your baby seems pretty worn off" - "yeah need to get a new one, soon" <^Swaft> lmao stop laughing at me chris :P
7-June-2005
<madpenguin8> amaroK: I see you're as crazy as ever <amaroK> Fuck you! <madpenguin8> damn <amaroK> madpenguin8: I find that, as long as i have a look at the local airport was leaking kerosine like crazy. <pvh> amaroK: Bots should be seen and not heard. <pvh> amaroK: Bots should speak when spoken to. <amaroK> pvh: you are teh sux0r <pvh> DAMN!
24-July-2005
<Baxas> Hello, again
<Baxas> I just finish to eat, and I try again if somebody can help me
<sebr> Baxas: whats the problem
<Baxas> are there some developer of amarok by here?
<Baxas> I get a compile error
<Baxas> make: *** No hay ninguna regla para construir el objetivo
`/kopete/protocols/jabber/nmm/amarok/src/engine/libengine.la', necesario para
`libamarok_xine-engine.la'. Alto.
<sebr> Baxas: amarok within kopete?
<Baxas> happy birthday birthdaylogger
<sebr> you have a very screwed up checkout
<Baxas> Yes, is a large history
<Baxas> is a develop that I do
<Baxas> at few words
<Baxas> but I still don't change any from amarok sources
<sebr> why do you have amarok source within nmm source within kopete source?
<Baxas> only that I changed the bin objetive to libtool objetive
<Baxas> well,
<sebr> Baxas: you haven't answered the question
<Baxas> One minute
<Paleo> Baxas you're using linux since when ? :P
<Baxas> I try to do a integration between kopete, nmm and amarok. Why?
<sebr> Baxas: haha, then don't come crying to us when it doesnt compile
<sebr> you are merging three totally separate applications
<Baxas> Because I can use the easyest of nmm to play remote files using kopete to
get a list of files from other users using the ui of amarok
<Baxas> well, the integration that I want to do isn't complex but I get the last
error and only ask by somebody can give me tip to resolv the problem
25-July-2005
<oggb4mp3> if 50% of what mxcl says is nonsense, and 50% of what tightcode hears doesn't
make sense, how do they communicate?
05-August-2005
[21:50] <ma3x> madpenguin8, how did you come to love computers? [21:50] <madpenguin8> ma3x: dunno, I guess I always have loved tinkering with things [21:50] <ma3x> never seen a woman in my life that works with linux [21:51] <madpenguin8> dude [21:51] <madpenguin8> I'm not a woman [21:51] <Distro^Junkie> lol
12-August-2005
[21:45:22] <Tm_T> I hate me [21:45:23] <Tm_T> me too
11-November-2005
<Paleo> Enrique Iglesias is creating an extra-small condom product line <^Swaft> you kidding right? <eean> Paleo: o.O <Paleo> so other man like him feels better and less embarassed <lfranchi> haha <^Swaft> Paleo, you have no life <^Swaft> :P <Paleo> ? <^Swaft> where the hell did you found that information O.o other then googling Enrique and penis? <^Swaft> :D <Paleo> lol
24-November-2005
<lfranchi> ~confess <lfranchi> *gasp* where is insanity? * mkoebele has quit (Success) <illissius> gone <illissius> so is markey <illissius> lonely are we. * puckman has quit (Remote closed the connection) <lfranchi> illissius: truer words have not been said
27-November-2005:
terribleCabbage I can quit at any time. terribleCabbage ... terribleCabbage ~confess
Best of the Bot
27-July-2005
<amaroK> Xine is a 23-year-old, long-legged, german-born beauty who walked out on my disk like that amarok exposes.
27-July-2005
[22:51:24] <amaroK> hydrogen: Gentoo is a psedonym for hell.
08-August-2005
[21:59:11] <eean> amaroK isn't professional. at least, I'm not getting paid. [21:59:15] <amaroK> eean: But i'm not getting paid. [21:59:24] <eean> look, we don't even pay our bots
09-August-2005
[00:17:18] <amaroK> Firetech: Just remember, don't feed shit to the visualizations.. A new windows pops that not is owned by me and i believe i found out about 2 years ago payed the k-9 handler for both him -and his dog-, including overtime. Oops.
12-September-2005
[15:35:34] <adamt> amaroK: what do you think about insanity? [15:35:39] <amaroK> adamt: Insanity is dead, so i need to be insanity.
12-September-2005
[15:46:31] <amaroK> Firetech: Np: faithless - like ice in the small selection the dev components of stuff?
5-November-2005
<amaroK> I live for amarok live.
10-December-2005
Dhraakellian match *sense* amaroK Dhraakellian: Sorry, no matches
01-April-2006
[12:26] <mxcl> I just buggered a pony [12:26] <mxcl> it loved it
[22:42:07] <illissius> amaroK: ponies? [22:42:12] <amaroK> illissius: Omg!! Ponies!! Muesli is the official language here.
[22:46:03] <illissius> amaroK: mkay? [22:46:08] <amaroK> illissius: Don't think i'm slutty? [22:46:15] <illissius> amaroK: nah, just a bit [22:46:20] <amaroK> illissius: No, just a good bit. [22:46:26] <illissius> amaroK: the best bit [22:46:30] <amaroK> illissius: Best is a bit of the sound or makes it harder. [22:46:55] <illissius> amaroK: oh yes, harder [22:46:59] <amaroK> illissius: Yes this is a little harder.
<amaroK> illissius: You can add playlists, under streams or at coffe shops...
[23:11:31] <illissius> amaroK: demicanadian bastard lunatic [23:11:36] <amaroK> illissius: What a bastard. [23:11:56] <illissius> amaroK: truly. [23:12:01] <amaroK> illissius: In the form of $2 coins from my recycle bin. And, even if i truly thought i saw them, aseigo. [23:13:31] <illissius> amaroK: aseigo. [23:13:36] <amaroK> illissius: I click ok and get infos out of fear that aseigo would dislike the idea of fun.
[23:18:17] <illissius> amaroK: I didn't ask. [23:18:23] <amaroK> illissius: Ask, don't ask to ask. [23:18:33] <illissius> amaroK: or risk axeing [23:18:39] <amaroK> illissius: Too much risk. [23:18:43] <illissius> amaroK: aye.
[23:22:27] <illissius> amaroK: why [23:22:33] <amaroK> illissius: Wondering, why is this amarok rlvdsybprkygqu5eierjrsbnt1rirvjgvunlrvihise. [23:22:42] <illissius> amaroK: I haven't a fucking clue